Yeah, we are fully aware that sashes are usually used for pageants, special events and wedding parties, but what if…hear us out…what if you donned a sash because you felt like it?! Imagine showing up and showing out at the grocery store with your sash of the day that simply says states the obvious ‘AWESOME AF’ or poppin’ up in the club with a sash that says, ‘PISCES SEASON' see where we are going with this…right??

fuck them kids

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  • Don't wait to wear your sash to celebrate that one day a year; living life and you simply being you are great reasons to celebrate everyday.

    • 3" wide grosgrain ribbon sash in 7 colors
    • block letter font standard as shown
    • approximately 2" tall letters (will adjust to fit font and design)
    • two sizes
      • tiny human (50" tip to tip)
      • adult (72" tip to tip)
    • safety pin included (silvertone)
    • sturdy design
    • gift and retail ready
    • made in US


    Any graphic renderings are to assist with a visual only, the finished product and any decal placement may vary on the finished product.

  • Contact Us with any questions or if you would like to customize for an event.


    If you have any event, please be sure to give yourself and us enough time to proof, approve, create, and ship to you.  I highly recommend 8-10 weeks before the event.


    all sales are final for any customized items

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